If it\’s laughter you want, then this is the book for you. It contains short, one-line jokes covering a broad variety of topics, and is ideal for many different occasions. If you are simply searching for a few funny jokes to share with friends, or if you are a professional speaker or entertainer, you are bound to find some new material within this treasure trove of modern one-liners. SHORT ONE-LINE JOKES FOR EVERY OCCASION 40 is the new 30? Try telling that to a speed camera! Do not touch, must be the scariest thing to read in Braille! Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. I have a fear of German sausages! Yes, I fear the wurst! I invented a new word! Plagiarism! My recliner and I – we go way back! Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of! The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart. You know what really floats my boat? Buoyancy!